Score: 10

"A Revelation!!"

submission: LoL: Oh Yes And Spiders

date: August 24, 2009

Holy Crap, I just clicked on the triforce of wisdom and it told me who is going to end up with both of them. All Hail King/Queen Sprite!!!! *grovels*

Score: 10

"wow"

submission: How Badass is he? -T.L.L.

date: August 21, 2009

at first I thought that there would be an epic fail attempt because at the sprite I thought "HE ISN'T CHUCK NORRIS" and then at the end......Chuck Norris roundhoused kicked my keyboard into typing this review.

Score: 9

"Awesome"

submission: Narwhals

date: August 11, 2009

nuf said on this movie. Onto other things, to answer your questions, greatwh1teshark, the eyes are glazed and seemingly unfocused, thus they look stoned. The oversized teeth and the tongue make them look retarded. (I already talked about the movie godd*mmit)

Score: 4

"weeelllllll...."

submission: Red Code 2

date: August 11, 2009

I agree with the guy below me, but I shall cover more then he did.

First off, ADD A SAVE SYSTEM!!!! I cannoty stress it enough. A save system makes a game so much better, it puts less pressure on the player and allows them to think much more easily. The reason he was typing vulgarities was probably because he was frustrated out of his mind because he was mere seconds away from winning when he died and suddenly realized he had to start over. A simple checkpoint system could easily fix that.

Now, onto other matters. I like the upgrade system except for one flaw,when you "evolve", it seems your evolution happens at random. I maxed out power(health,) and it gave me an energy boost. I maxed out both shotgun damage and Burst mode accuracy, I got weapon charge boost for both. Make the upgrades relate to what was maxed out, at the very least.

Finally, the storyline was great, but for one insignifigant thing that sort of bothered me. If all of Earths soldiers are there, why the hell are they unarmed, injured, and dying by the thousands when you are you alone, pwning each bug as it gets near you? In fact, why are you alone at all? Besides, that is thousands of highly flexible and inginuitive minds dying against a single mind that only gets a slight deviation from current thoughts compared to human rationality and individual mindsets. Also, the game seems a little short

A game with an obvious amount of hard work, but it has a plethora of issues that need to be addressed. I hope you will look into these details.

P.S. The gameover music is F*cking zelda music!!!!! I know it is!!! My question: WHERE?!?!?!?!

Score: 10

"Damn."

submission: Red Riding Hood

date: July 14, 2009

You would get a ten from anything I could criticize you on, but what sold it was that the original story was almost exactly like that, except for that the wolf does get pwned by the hunter (Not sure about hood though).

Score: 10

"Oh Shnapple"

submission: Bunnykill 4

date: July 13, 2009

That. Was. Uberfuckingcoolultimateawesomeness4ev a!!! Seriously, that was a massive orgy of blood and gore that......ok, you know what, words cannot acurately describe what I can only call an awesome gorefest of bunnies except by explaining how bunnykill reaches its rank of awesomeness. Bunny gets hit by headshot = awesome. LOTS of bunnies get hit by headshots = uber. LOTS of bunnies get humiliated and killed by sword = epic bunneh. Those same bunnies get killed ninja style = Bunnykill 4. I have nothing else to say except my life story, and who cares about that. Congrats on the awesome movie man, can't wait to see more.

Score: 10

"translation for the yellow character badge"

submission: Evolution Squared

date: February 2, 2009

Yellow Fool

If you can acutally read this then that is cuite freaky
lol

awesome game by the way, worth every star

Score: 9

"Woah"

submission: TT: Ace Attorney

date: January 12, 2009

this was an amazingly well done simulation of a court case. I should no because my dad is also a defense attorney. one thing you should know is that unless all evidence is provided on the spot the moment the defense attorney is informed and available, the prosecution cannot be considered a reliable case. this mean that if the prosecution says something the defense doesn't know about, that case is not officially true. Withholding evidence is illegal in the court and any questions must be answered to the best of the court's or the witnesses knowledge. please try to impliment this in future versions of this game.

Score: 10

"OMFGZerz"

submission: Fallen Angel Ep. 1 (Pt3)

date: October 27, 2008

this is the absolute best flash animation to date. this is cinimax quality sh*t man. just one question, is this what happened in fllout 3? if so imma get that game.

Score: 9

"only one way to improve"

submission: Stick Strike

date: October 13, 2008

Make a multiplayer version of this game with calssic modes like DM, team DM, Territory, and maybe even a fugitive game mode. that is the only improvement i can see happening